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Aquarius
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Posted: Jan. 07 2004,6:52 am |
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Well, since I logged more windshield time than flight time over the last couple weeks, here's a little rant.
Driving lights: Congradulations ass-hole, you have a couple really freaking bright aux lights on that POS rice rocket. Now, if we were running the Paris-Dakar or maybe even the old B to V race it would be great. But since were sitting in traffic on I-15 New Years eve, and those fuckers are blinding me and everyone else, TURN THEM OFF!!!
Highway Patrol/Police: Oh shit, a cop. Everyone slow to 10 mph below the speed limit, or else we'll all get tickets. Here's a clue to all the rocket scientists out there, you won't get a speeding ticket for doing the speed limit, dumbass.
The horn: Ok, butt-munch. The car ahead of me moved 20 ft then stopped, we aren't going much further. So if you honk one more time to get me to inch forward (like that's going to help), they are going to have to surgically remove the horn button from your ass.
Ok, I feel better. While sittling on I-15 headed back to Vegas, I saw this bumper sticker (again)
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them" A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
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