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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:08 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Dear God

 
A little boy wanted $100 badly, so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, U.S.A., they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill, after all, he thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

"Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95."

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:09 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:jumpie What you mean to me...

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:16 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (RVRGIRL @ Mar. 04 2004,11:09 am)
:jumpie What you mean to me...

oh brother!  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:37 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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:jumpie What you mean to me...

:good  thats so sweet!
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:jumpie What you mean to me...

:good  thats so sweet!

I try.. ;)

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,11:27 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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:jumpie What you mean to me...

:good  thats so sweet!

I try.. ;)

thats why your my babies godmother. :good .......you dont have to try your just that way! :jumpie
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:jumpie What you mean to me...

:good  thats so sweet!

I try.. ;)

thats why your my babies godmother. :good .......you dont have to try your just that way! :jumpie

ooo stop.. I think I am getting one tear in my eye. :kiss

I'M ALL ABOUT THE PINK

HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY!

 
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:jumpie What you mean to me...

:good  thats so sweet!

I try.. ;)

thats why your my babies godmother. :good .......you dont have to try your just that way! :jumpie

ooo stop.. I think I am getting one tear in my eye. :kiss

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,7:13 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 04 2004,11:08 am)
Dear God

 
A little boy wanted $100 badly, so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, U.S.A., they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill, after all, he thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

"Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95."

Good one!.. :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,7:14 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (RVRGIRL @ Mar. 04 2004,11:09 am)
:jumpie What you mean to me...

That is funny!.. :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2004,10:39 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
What about a tax refund?  :p

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