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So I'm sittin here pondering how I'm gonna start padding  posts and I feel the sudden urge to consume yet another cool frosty beverage. I meander down to the "Man Cave" where I keep the real cold beer and figure while I'm out here I should piss.( I have plenty of pissin spots)
About mid stream I hear something rattlin' in the bushes about 5 feet away. HHmmmmm. looks like a cat.WAIT! I don't have a black and white cat. That there is a skunk! :eek

So I finish pissin(what else would any beer drinkin man do) and walk up to the house to retreave my trusty shot gun so I can blow the bajesus out that little pole cat. :guns

Stupid ass skunk is still diggin in the dirt right where I left him soooooo I get real close like and.........BLAM blew that little fella's head clean off!


Holy shit that thing stinks :puke
That is by far 100 times worse then when they just walk by.
My beer even tastes skunky!!! :cry

well at least I did'nt get any on me :D  :beer

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 10 2004,6:11 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD ,THEY WON'T STINK :D

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WELL ,MAYBE SOMETIMES :D

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 10 2004,6:16 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  It's a Skunk
 What the hell were you thinking  :rotflmao  they stink !! :stupid  :stupid  :stupid

Edited by RiverLiver on Mar. 10 2004,6:17 pm

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:rotflmao  Too f***ing funny!!!

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Quote (RiverLiver @ Mar. 10 2004,6:16 pm)
:rotflmao  It's a Skunk
 What the hell were you thinking  :rotflmao  they stink !! :stupid  :stupid  :stupid

Them damn things are like rabbits around here. They must be having fricking Sex 24-7! There is nothing worse then turning wrenches on my jeeps down in my man cave and a pack of them fawkers come walking in like they own the place.

I aint standing for that shit no more. Next thing they will be drinking my beer. Johnny law has thrown down the gauntlet. Come near my shop with that stinky ass, and You will get dealt with :guns  :guns  :guns

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 10 2004,6:47 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I got a buddy in Hemet and his problem is rattlesnakes. I dunno which is worse.

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Quote (Big H @ Mar. 10 2004,6:47 pm)
I got a buddy in Hemet and his problem is rattlesnakes. I dunno which is worse.

Had that problem as well.... Dogs fixed it. And the shotgun :guns  :guns  :guns

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 10 2004,7:12 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
DANG!  I came home from cub scouts and the whole darned ranch reeks!! What the hell happened!??? I swear, the whole house and everything.  Looks like Jeff's drinkin' again!
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What does drinking have to do with stinking?!?

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Drink enough you'll find out!.. :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 10 2004,9:47 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Nice work ! reminds me of being on my Dads ranch last year hunting for deer... well you cant really call it huntin since all of them (20 or so) come down the valley to pick the olive trees every mornin. I down there with a 30 O 6 and the little bambi looks at me from around the truck of an olive tree, so what do I do? I line him up (hm hm) and blam headshot 'em (poor Bambi) "Were gonna have steaks tonight!  :bebe

Damn it was good eatin Too!

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Quote (Newmanator @ Mar. 10 2004,9:47 pm)
CAMP FAR WEST!! Woo Hoo Fathers day here we come!

Word of advice, they start taking reservations for campsites at South Shore CFW on April 1 at 7:00am.  There will be a line of people at the North Shore store.  They have a drawing every year to see who gets to pick first.  I was lucky last year....I drew #1 and got the 4 best sites (IMO)  I'll be there April 1st, as usual, standing in line at 7:00am

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BigboyToys, My Pops Ranch is 1/2 mile from the Dam... If you need a place to throw your camp please let me know...  I cant wait!

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Quote (Newmanator @ Mar. 10 2004,10:53 pm)
BigboyToys, My Pops Ranch is 1/2 mile from the Dam... If you need a place to throw your camp please let me know...  I cant wait!

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Hey is that drag race deal at CFW going to go over??.. :stupid
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Mar. 11 2004,5:18 am)
Hey is that drag race deal at CFW going to go over??.. :stupid

Who knows???? Last I heard, there were some date changes but have heard nothing else.  I think the promotor isn't much of a promotor....... maybe We should try and get a race going there....with buoys also :good   From what I understand, the Water District says yes (they actually own the lake), the management says yes, (Gary is a Hot Boater too), The insurance company says yes, etc etc  It's a great place to have races and it would be PACKED with competitors and spectators alike.  Should be a good $$$ maker.



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Hell if everyone is in favor, I think you need to get another promotor and get the show on the road!..Is the insurance putting a cap on the speed!. :rolleyes
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Kill them stinky ass things :guns

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Kill them stinky ass things :guns


That doesn't sound like a very touchy feely bleeding heart liberal democrat thing to say there KC.   :ass

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You guys listen to the media to much.  :bebe The Demo's get all there money from clearing the Rain Forests and selling seal skins  :p

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You guys listen to the media to much.  :bebe The Demo's get all there money from clearing the Rain Forests and selling seal skins  :p

No they get there Money from large fine's that are given to us right winger's ... Focker's :bebe

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BTW   Live to kill & Kill to live    Be all you can be, Be an Exterminator.... :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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You guys listen to the media to much.  :bebe The Demo's get all there money from clearing the Rain Forests and selling seal skins  :p

No they get there Money from large fine's that are given to us right winger's ... Focker's :bebe

Of course that is what we want you to think

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BTW,  I'm out in the office this morning (next to his shop) and it still stinks!!  We are infested with them.  We had some traps set, but they are too smart for that, they just tunnelled right around the trap.  We don't go out at night unless it's an emergency.  A good friend of mine got sprayed about a year ago :laugh
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