RVRGIRL
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Posted: June 09 2004,11:59 am |
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Thought this was funny.. Wanted 2 share it with you since it is your B-day... LMAO
20 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT!! 
>1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
>2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my
bootay
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
>3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
>believe I could do it too.
>4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the hottie I was just four hours ago.
>5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating
it.
>6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo
much.
>7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
>8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
>9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
>10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
>11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
>12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
>13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
>14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen
floor.
>15. I start every conversation with a booming,"DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but...."
>16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
>17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap.
>19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut
down
on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
>20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.
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Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you.....
"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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Ya know, these's should be credited to my post whore campaign! 
