My Man's Sportin' Wood

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Flathead Lake Montana/Lake Havasu City
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Posted: July 01 2004,3:34 pm |
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| Quote (yard barg @ July 01 2004,2:27 pm) | My wife pulled a fast one  and i'm not happy !!!!!
 my cruiser took a crap on fathersday - So i'm kinda done boating this year do to $$$$ ( new house is an adjustment )  i still have  pop's jet ( my avatar ) MY FEMALE friend and her new husband - go to my wife's saloon - and they all made plans for us to go on their  New ski what ever ( the roll bar boats ) Now I hope all the men will agree - as we know there is no hope for the women as you stick togther like glue , unless one of you make a coment about the others butt - then its on)  I'm not a good passanger - IM THE CAPTAIN - If it was another sport boat i would not feel as guilty  ( I"M a dirty boat owner who is cheating on his beloved one ) SSSSOOOOOOOO any ways my wife have been  " debating " - ok arguing over this - and on top of the boat thing she invited her sister and brother in law to go out - Which was ok with my  friend . but i still feel that this is not right - I should be in my Jet boat - not stuck as a second mate on the drama barge !!!  fricken ski boats --- I shall where my cap low all day !!!  this would describe what could possiably happen   |
You've gotta be kidding!  You're not one of those control freaks, are you?  You need to learn how to see the bright side of things.  You get to go boating, drink as much as you want (without pissing the wife off  ) and not have to worry about being in charge of anything except getting your ass at a certain place at a certain time.  Sounds like a dream trip to me.  Grab some gas money for the boat owner, some beer and fritos and you're good to go.  Better yet, you go to work for me and deal with the public, I'll go with your wife and we'll leave your crybaby butt at home!  ÂÂ
BTW, my kids are gone and the worry begins.  I know, I should take my own advice and appreciate the fact that we have a childless weekend.  I'm just worried because of all the accidents lately, and my dad drinks too much.  I'm hoping my mom will control the situation, knowing how worried I am.  The kids want to learn to ski though, and my dad is a very patient teacher, so I'm sure they'll have a good time.
Edited by My Man's Sportin' Wood on July 01 2004,3:36 pm
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