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MATHEMATICS OF MATING

                     Smart man + smart woman = romance
                     Smart man + dumb woman =  affair
                     Dumb man  + smart woman = marriage
                     Dumb man  + dumb woman =  pregnancy

                               OFFICE  ARITHMETIC

                    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
                    Smart boss + dumb employee =  product
                    Dumb boss  + smart employee = promotion
                    Dumb boss  + dumb employee =  overtime

                               SHOPPING  MATH

                    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
                    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
                    she doesn't need.

                        GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

             A woman worries about the future  until she gets
             a  husband.
             A man never worries about the future until he  
             gets a wife.
             A successful man is one who makes more money
             than his wife can spend.
             A successful woman is one who can find such a
             man.

                            HAPPINESS REASONING

             To be happy with a man, you must understand him
             a lot and love him a little.
             To be happy with a woman, you must love  her a
             lot, and not try to understand her at all.

                                 LONGEVITY

             Married men live longer than single men do,
             but married men are a lot more willing to die.

                               LAW OF CHANGE

            A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
            but he doesn't.
            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
            change, and she does.

                             ARGUEMENT THEORUM

               A woman has the last word in any  argument.
               Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
               a new argument.

               HOW TO STOP  PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
                         ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

                Old aunts used to come up to me  at weddings,
                poking me in the ribs cackleling telling me,
               "You're next."
                They stopped after I started doing the same
                thing to them at funerals.

:laugh  :laugh

Edited by GoFastRacer on Dec. 06 2004,9:56 am
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                              SHOPPING  MATH

                   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
                   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
                   she doesn't need.


so true, so true :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 06 2004,11:10 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
You need to add that every argument you have with a woman is added to the next one. By the time you are married ten years and get in an argument you have to reargue the first nine.

I never lie. (except then)
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 06 2004,6:26 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Old aunts used to come up to me  at weddings,
poking me in the ribs cackleling telling me,
"You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same
thing to them at funerals.




I'll have to try this next time!! :laugh  :rotflmao  :good

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Those are so true. :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 07 2004,10:26 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. :stupid

It's a fact of Life:

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 07 2004,10:42 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So True!! :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 10 2004,6:02 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ Dec. 07 2004,10:26 am)
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

You got that right  :good

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GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

            A woman worries about the future  until she gets
            a  husband.
            A man never worries about the future until he  
            gets a wife.
            A successful man is one who makes more money
            than his wife can spend.
            A successful woman is one who can find such a
            man.


This should definately be posted in the girl's locker room as a very important lesson in life for young girls!!!  :D
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