GoFastRacer
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Posted: Mar. 03 2005,6:21 am |
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Two men are driving through West Virginia, when they get pulled over
by a deputy sheriff. The sheriff walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the sheriff smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in West Virginia, boy," the sheriff answers. "When we pull you
over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The deputy runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives
his license back. The deputy then walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the sheriff smacks him
on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger whines.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the deputy.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Well now," says the deputy, "You know and I know that about two
blocks down the road you were going to turn to your buddy and say, "I wish
that asshole had tried that shit with me !"
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