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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2005,5:42 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high testosterone
bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him in the
mouth, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2005,7:02 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 04 2005,5:42 am)
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high testosterone
bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him in the
mouth, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

:laugh

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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2005,7:04 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good one :rotflmao
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:laugh  :(

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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2005,9:35 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So what yer sayin' is keep an eye out for a biker with a band-aid on his nostril cause he's pissed?  :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: April 04 2005,2:45 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Classic.......I love it :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

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