STOP FIREWORKS

Latest Posts:
flame7-02-2026 Three Word Post.....The Next Generation.... (Rep.#20,222) from: GoFastRacerflameflame7-02-2026 The Totally Useless Thread IV (Rep.#405) from: GoFastRacerflameflame7-02-2026 Brrrr (Rep.#15,157) from: GoFastRacerflameflame7-02-2026 Gas price in your area (Rep.#7,435) from: GoFastRacerflameflame6-07-2026 Getting back into Ham Radio (Rep.#6) from: Carrera Eliteflame

Welcome Guest
[ Log In :: Register ]
Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » Is this true?
No members are browsing this topic
Forum Led by: BigDog, RiverLiver
 
[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]    
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll
Topic: Is this true?< Next Oldest | Next Newest >
AZKCMale Offline
Leo
 HDF Bronze Supporter
Jack of all trades. Master of none.
10,000 post flame5,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Tucson
Posts: 16,439
APPD 1.91
Post Rank: 5
1979 20ft Hawaiian Moonraker
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,9:52 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How to Pick up a Drunk Chick

Women who drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Women who drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Women who drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Women who drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Women who drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Women who drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
:love  :rotflmao

Sick Bastard
:laugh

Edited by AZKC on Jan. 12 2003,10:16 am

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy......

AUTO SAFETY HOUSE

Back to top
| Member # 29 | Joined: 12-18-2002 |
AZKCMale Offline
Leo
 HDF Bronze Supporter
Jack of all trades. Master of none.
10,000 post flame5,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Tucson
Posts: 16,439
APPD 1.91
Post Rank: 5
1979 20ft Hawaiian Moonraker
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,4:55 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :laugh
Wussies, 19 views and no response

KC :rotflmao

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy......

AUTO SAFETY HOUSE

Back to top
| Member # 29 | Joined: 12-18-2002 |
Kim HansonMale Offline
Capricorn
 HDF Bronze Supporter
....( . )( . )....
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame
Alberta Canada
Posts: 2,029
APPD 0.24
Post Rank: 32
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,5:19 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Women who drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
That is who I would pick,I had a few of the High Maintenance and they were good for awhile  :D  :p

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
..........................( . )( . )................................
Back to top
website  | Member # 17 | Joined: 12-06-2002 |
beached1Male Offline
Scorpio
Gerrit with nuts

909 and the 541
Posts: 33
APPD 0.00
Post Rank: 215
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,5:25 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Who cares what they are drinking. Alcohol betters your chances no matter what.

Sober women suck!................er um. I mean they don't...

Gasoline gut and a Vaseline mind
Back to top
| Member # 65 | Joined: 1-10-2003 |
NEW 2 RIVERMale Offline
Pwc'er

CANYON LAKE
Posts: 73
APPD 0.01
Post Rank: 156
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 12 2003,6:04 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Probably not true
but funny as heck :D

Remember when Hotboat was down.A certain other website paid me to take it out.Hmmm
Back to top
AOL  | Member # 45 | Joined: 1-08-2003 |
AZKCMale Offline
Leo
 HDF Bronze Supporter
Jack of all trades. Master of none.
10,000 post flame5,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Tucson
Posts: 16,439
APPD 1.91
Post Rank: 5
1979 20ft Hawaiian Moonraker
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 13 2003,12:38 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Refer to "Are these ok to post pics" thread. Pretty true   :laugh

KC

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy......

AUTO SAFETY HOUSE

Back to top
| Member # 29 | Joined: 12-18-2002 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,134
APPD 5.12
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: Jan. 20 2003,12:06 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rolleys If any one of them fall down drunk, can you still carry them home like a six pack?? or does each have it's own special handling instructions?? :rolleys

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
6 replies since Jan. 12 2003,9:52 am < Next Oldest | Next Newest >

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]

  		add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll



Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » Is this true?

navbarlogo
The Colorado River WebRing
[ Join Now | Ring Hub | Random | << Prev | Next >> ]

Please help keep HDF free. If you enjoy this site, feel free to make a donation to keep it running. THANKS!
eXTReMe Tracker