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A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he  began with arms extended and a

rapturous look on his upturned face,  "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that  moment one very observant

little girl (who was listening carefully for a  change!;) leaned over

to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill  little girl voice,

"Mommy, What IS butt dust?"

Church was pretty  much over at that point...

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Doesn't it come from old farts?? :stupid  :D

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