RVRGIRL
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Lake Havasu City, AZ
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Posted: July 26 2005,6:48 pm |
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>If you remember the email that had the guy who went
from loving the snow to
>hating the snow, this should be funny too:
>
>May 30th: Just moved to Arizona. Now this is a state
that knows how to
>live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
What a place! It is
>beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it
here.
>
>June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a
problem. Live in an
>air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see
>the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun
worshipper.
>
>June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western
plants today. Lots of
>cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more
mowing lawn for me.
>Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>
>July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all
week. How do people get
>used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of
windy though. But getting
>used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.
>
>July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got
3rd degree burns over 60%
>of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing
to do. I learned my
>lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a
climate like this.
>
>July 20th: I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the
car when I left this
>morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon,
Lomita had died and
>swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up
the upholstery. The
>car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my
lesson though. No more
>pets in this heat.
>
>July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant
freaking blow dryer!! And
>it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the
fritz and the AC
>repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me
he needed to order parts
>
>July 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3
nights now. $350,000
>house and I can't even go inside. Why did I ever come
here?
>
>Aug. 4th: Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air
conditioner fixed today. It
>cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate
this stupid state.
>
>Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for
you today?' I'm going
>to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to
work, the radiator is
>boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell
like baked cat!!
>
>Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore
shorts, and when I sat
>on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on
fire. I lost 2 layers of
>flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and
ass. Now my car smells
>like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
>
>Aug 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn
recording. Hot and
>sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too
hot to do shit for 2
>damn months and the weatherman says it might really
warm up next week. Doesn't
>it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing
will be next, so my
>$1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.
Even the cactus can't
>live in this damn heat.
>Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115
today. Forgot to crack
>the window and blew the damn windshield of the car.
The installer came to
>fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My
sister had to spend $1500
>to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona. What kind
of a sick demented idiot
>would want to live here?? Will write later to let
you know how the trial
>goes." 
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Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you.....
"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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