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"Steak & Blowjob Day."

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,1:28 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Its nice to have a particular day to comemorate this but shouldn't be like that all the time??? :good

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:rotflmao
"Steak & Blowjob Day."

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

Are you going to be participating Naked Turtle??? :D

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

That's what I thought, but I thought that clarification would be good....

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is  :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record...

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Are you going to be participating Naked Turtle??? :D

Everyday is Steak and Blowjob day for my man.... Actually it is more like Chicken and Blowjob day... He's a lucky guy... :p

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is  :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record...

You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again.... :rolleyes
Go find TW and have your way with him :laugh

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 0 - Gay in 6 posts,

8 posts...

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Are you going to be participating Naked Turtle??? :D

Everyday is Steak and Blowjob day for my man.... Actually it is more like Chicken and Blowjob day... He's a lucky guy... :p

That is one lucky man... :D  :good  I'd take Chicken any old day along with the knobber of course... :D  :D

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Its nice to have a particular day to comemorate this but shouldn't be like that all the time??? :good

That's the same thing women say about Valentine's Day...  :laugh  :laugh

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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is  :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record...

You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again.... :rolleyes
Go find TW and have your way with him :laugh

Getting homophobic Zig?  That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual!  Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet.  The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat  :rainbow  :bebe  :rainbow  :bebe  :D
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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is  :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record...

You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again.... :rolleyes
Go find TW and have your way with him :laugh

Getting homophobic Zig?  That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual!  Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet.  The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat  :rainbow  :bebe  :rainbow  :bebe  :D

I have no interest in stealing your boy from ya TW..... :D
I'm past the squirter boat part of my life.

Edited by Ziggy on Feb. 17 2006,2:44 pm

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March 20th just happens to be my birthday too.  :D I currently don't have a woman though. :stupid





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I'll inform my wife immediately. As far as "it should be like that everyday" I'll try and get this locked in and then negotiate
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I vote no and stick with the deal I have now :rolleyes  :rolleyes  :good

And what would that deal be?? :stupid

see post #2  :D

There is definitely some lying going on here, no man alive gets it that much, married or otherwise, unless however he is  :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  0 - Gay in 6 posts, a new record...

You moofer-ucker.......gayin' up the place again.... :rolleyes
Go find TW and have your way with him :laugh

Getting homophobic Zig?  That's a sure sign of a closet homosexual!  Ask GJB for instructions on how to come out of the closet.  The first is to buy a Carrera "squirt" boat  :rainbow  :bebe  :rainbow  :bebe  :D

I have no interest in stealing your boy from ya TW..... :D
I'm past the squirter boat part of my life.

And don't you forget it Zig!  He's MY bitch!   :D  :rotflmao
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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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I'll try convincing my wife of this allegedly holiday.
I'm sure it will go over well.  :stupid
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Whats a blow job :stupid

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You mean I'm only obligated to oblige my man ONCE a year...sounds like a cool deal to me  :good  :rotflmao
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You mean I'm only obligated to oblige my man ONCE a year...sounds like a cool deal to me  :good  :rotflmao

That sucks  :rotflmao

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You mean I'm only obligated to oblige my man ONCE a year...sounds like a cool deal to me  :good  :rotflmao

That sucks  :rotflmao

:rotflmao Poor Miller whoever started this thread will be on his shit list for a while! LOL I had no idea I only had to give it up ONCE a year...Miller had me brainwashed...thanks for shedding some light on the situation :)
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