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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2006,6:25 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
... so I got tired of sitting around the house with the dog so I decided to go out Saturday night.

I ended up down on 4th at a pretty happinen' little bar.  There was this hottie there that I just couldn't take my eyes off of.  So, after a couple longing glances across the room, I walked over to her.

I'd a had a few scotch's at this point, so I was feeling pretty brave...

So I asked her, "How would a guy go about getting in your pants??" (I told you I was feeling the booze...)

"Why would I tell you that?", she asked.  "There's already one asshole in there... "  :eek  :eek

Shot down in flames...  :flamed  :flamed

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Did she go by the name RiverBabe? :stupid  :D





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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2006,6:58 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Havasu Doug @ Feb. 27 2006,6:56 pm)
Did she go by the name RiverBabe? :stupid  :D

:fouet  :fouet  :fouet

I could only hope.... :D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2006,7:43 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:beat How many scotches did you have!!!!??? :eek

LMAO  However many you had, increase it by three next time and increase your odds with the fact that she won't understand your slurring pick-up lines.  You'll be better off.   :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2006,8:47 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
nice job slick.......I mean sleek :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 27 2006,8:47 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Sounds like my weekend :drink

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Now that is some funny $hit there!.. :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,6:26 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (AZKC @ Feb. 27 2006,8:47 pm)
Sounds like my weekend :drink

Oh???

Did you go up to a stange, but lovely woman in a bar and ask to get in her pants also ??  :bebe

Or did you just get shot down on a more local scale?  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,7:00 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So Sleek, my guess is you went home alone???  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,7:20 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (gjb @ Feb. 28 2006,8:00 am)
So Sleek, my guess is you went home alone???  :D

... he had his dog.....  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,9:31 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (gjb @ Feb. 28 2006,8:00 am)
So Sleek, my guess is you went home alone???  :D

... he had his dog.....  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

My dog loves me.... everyone else thinks I'm an asshole.  :D  :good

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,10:08 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
At least you didn't spend money on her.........
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,10:16 am Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ Feb. 28 2006,7:26 am)
Quote (AZKC @ Feb. 27 2006,8:47 pm)
Sounds like my weekend :drink

Oh???

Did you go up to a stange, but lovely woman in a bar and ask to get in her pants also ??  :bebe

Or did you just get shot down on a more local scale?  :laugh

No I was just trying to get a little love and got "the get a away from me your drunk lecture" :beat  :drink  :D Lets just say Sunday I was in bed early :drink  :sleep

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,10:18 am Post # 15 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Feb. 27 2006,7:25 pm)
... so I got tired of sitting around the house with the dog so I decided to go out Saturday night.

I ended up down on 4th at a pretty happinen' little bar.  There was this hottie there that I just couldn't take my eyes off of.  So, after a couple longing glances across the room, I walked over to her.

I'd a had a few scotch's at this point, so I was feeling pretty brave...

So I asked her, "How would a guy go about getting in your pants??" (I told you I was feeling the booze...)

"Why would I tell you that?", she asked.  "There's already one asshole in there... "  :eek  :eek

Shot down in flames...  :flamed  :flamed

:D

Where'd ya go? O'Mallys? Chez? Plush?  :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,11:36 am Post # 16 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Feb. 27 2006,5:25 pm)
... so I got tired of sitting around the house with the dog so I decided to go out Saturday night.

I ended up down on 4th at a pretty happinen' little bar.  There was this hottie there that I just couldn't take my eyes off of.  So, after a couple longing glances across the room, I walked over to her.

I'd a had a few scotch's at this point, so I was feeling pretty brave...

So I asked her, "How would a guy go about getting in your pants??" (I told you I was feeling the booze...)

"Why would I tell you that?", she asked.  "There's already one asshole in there... "  :eek  :eek

Shot down in flames...  :flamed  :flamed

:D

Now really Sleek, did ya think that line was gonna work???? :stupid
What you should have said is you have on X-Ray glasses and you can see your prize waiting for you while staring at her breasts........That one always works :rolleyes  :laugh
You and your dog would have had company and someone to make you breakfast the next morning.....
Try it next time  :D  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,12:14 pm Post # 17 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 28 2006,11:36 am)
Now really Sleek, did ya think that line was gonna work???? :stupid
What you should have said is you have on X-Ray glasses and you can see your prize waiting for you while staring at her breasts........That one always works :rolleyes  :laugh
You and your dog would have had company and someone to make you breakfast the next morning.....
Try it next time  :D  :D

Another girl I was talking to asked me what I did in my spare time...

I told her I sit on the couch and pet my puppy... she slapped me.   :beat

Next time I'm just going to take the dog... women love dogs.  :D  :good

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,12:19 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Maybe next time you could ask if you could stroke her kitten......

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 28 2006,12:24 pm Post # 19 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Feb. 28 2006,11:14 am)
Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 28 2006,11:36 am)
Now really Sleek, did ya think that line was gonna work???? :stupid
What you should have said is you have on X-Ray glasses and you can see your prize waiting for you while staring at her breasts........That one always works :rolleyes  :laugh
You and your dog would have had company and someone to make you breakfast the next morning.....
Try it next time  :D  :D

Another girl I was talking to asked me what I did in my spare time...

I told her I sit on the couch and pet my puppy... she slapped me.   :beat

Next time I'm just going to take the dog... women love dogs.  :D  :good

Babe magnets for sure  :good

Better find a better hobby for your spare time  :rotflmao

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Quote (gjb @ Feb. 28 2006,8:00 am)
So Sleek, my guess is you went home alone???  :D

... he had his dog.....  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 28 2006,12:19 pm)
Maybe next time you could ask if you could stroke her kitten......

Now that there is phunnie.... :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer
Here KITTY KITTY.... :D
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Or ask if she wants to see your dog bone? :eek  :love  :D

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Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Feb. 27 2006,6:25 pm)
... so I got tired of sitting around the house with the dog so I decided to go out Saturday night.

I ended up down on 4th at a pretty happinen' little bar.  There was this hottie there that I just couldn't take my eyes off of.  So, after a couple longing glances across the room, I walked over to her.

I'd a had a few scotch's at this point, so I was feeling pretty brave...

So I asked her, "How would a guy go about getting in your pants??" (I told you I was feeling the booze...)

"Why would I tell you that?", she asked.  "There's already one asshole in there... "  :eek  :eek

Shot down in flames...  :flamed  :flamed

:D

Very Nice

Hows your black eye :D

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