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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 03 2006,2:52 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
My wife left me...


I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. Well, I was not a big
drinker... maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt I saw $45 in makeup for her.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back!!

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 03 2006,2:56 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 03 2006,3:00 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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:rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Good one... :good  :beer  :rotflmao
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ROLMFAO!.. Good one!.. :good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 03 2006,11:00 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Now that right there is.... :rotflmao ....funnier.... :rotflmao ....than.... :rotflmao ....hell.... :rotflmao ! :good

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2006,7:25 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ Mar. 03 2006,3:52 pm)
My wife left me...


I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. Well, I was not a big
drinker... maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt I saw $45 in makeup for her.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back!!

On the up side, the house will be quieter!!  :D

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 04 2006,7:54 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Guess you'll be having that 12 pack now  :drink
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Quote (gigamurph @ Mar. 03 2006,11:00 pm)
Now that right there is.... :rotflmao ....funnier.... :rotflmao ....than.... :rotflmao ....hell.... :rotflmao ! :good

:rotflmao
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