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Topic: Guest Rules for your Boat, Do's & Don'ts< Next Oldest | Next Newest >
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2006,10:04 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
(DILLIGAF started this over on HB...I like the idea)

What's your rules for guests coming aboard..??

Some of mine include:
NO SHOES / RINSE OFF YOUR FEET
KNOW WHERE YOUR VEST IS
LEAVE YOUR PERSONAL CRAP ON THE BEACH
HANDS OFF THE STEREO
HELP WITH THE TRASH
STICK AROUND AND HELP WITH CLEAN-UP

Lots more, I'm sure...... :stupid
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2006,10:06 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I recently came up with this sticker with this topic in mind. :D



Next time I see my boat, I will place them in the common step locations. :D





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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,5:22 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How about "Keep Out" :D  :D



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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,5:45 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Havasu Doug @ April 11 2006,10:06 pm)
I recently came up with this sticker with this topic in mind. :D



Next time I see my boat, I will place them in the common step locations. :D

Now if you can just get the bastards to read them huh!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,6:33 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (BigBoyToys @ April 12 2006,5:22 am)
How about "Keep Out" :D  :D

I like this one  :D
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,7:43 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ April 11 2006,10:04 pm)
(DILLIGAF started this over on HB...I like the idea)

What's your rules for guests coming aboard..??

Some of mine include:
NO SHOES / RINSE OFF YOUR FEET
KNOW WHERE YOUR VEST IS
LEAVE YOUR PERSONAL CRAP ON THE BEACH
HANDS OFF THE STEREO
HELP WITH THE TRASH
STICK AROUND AND HELP WITH CLEAN-UP

Lots more, I'm sure...... :stupid

You forgot " $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"    

For those cheap bastqards  :beat

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:02 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
*NO SUNFLOWER SEADS!!!!
*NO Bitching (Guys or Girls, If you are in a bad mood or want to argue with someone, GET OFF THE BOAT)
*Pay attention to your hook with casting (Can you guess what happened?)
*PUT TRASH IN BAG, NOT IN RIVER!!!


*Have Fun, Relax, Be Safe and Drink! :beer

Never Trust Anyone That Talks Too Fast.... They are hoping you miss something!
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:09 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How about adding?
1. No hip hop or kiddie pop (same thing nowdays)
2. No saying "Slow Down"

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:15 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The Captain makes the rules.

All rules are subject to change.

If you don't like the rules, don't board the boat.

Your attitude could cause the rules to change.

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:22 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (eliminatedsprinter @ April 12 2006,8:09 am)
How about adding?
1. No hip hop or kiddie pop (same thing nowdays)
2. No saying "Slow Down"

:good


And btw... Welcome to Dougs!!! :beer

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:24 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 12 2006,8:15 am)
The Captain makes the rules.

All rules are subject to change.

If you don't like the rules, don't board the boat.

Your attitude could cause the rules to change.

:cool NICE :cool


Also...  Swim step CAN AND WILL double as a "PLANK"


ARRRRGGGGHHH ;)  :fouet

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,8:43 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (MrCord @ April 12 2006,8:24 am)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 12 2006,8:15 am)
The Captain makes the rules.

All rules are subject to change.

If you don't like the rules, don't board the boat.

Your attitude could cause the rules to change.

:cool NICE :cool


Also...  Swim step CAN AND WILL double as a "PLANK"


ARRRRGGGGHHH ;)  :fouet

Definitely have to keep this one in mind!  LOL.[b]
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,10:00 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
stay off the gelcoat...there is plenty of carpet to stand on!!!!

Get off your ass when we pull up to the gas/beer/resturant dock and act like you are trying to keep my boat from hitting anything else :angry

make me think you are making your best effort to keep your drink in it's can/cup....it's a boat it's made to be wet not sticky

other than that I'm pretty easy going :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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1. No random dudes on the boat (had some WT guy come on our boat this weekend demanding that my girls take their tops off, I kicked him off)
2. NO SMOKING ON THE BOAT!! You can sit on the swim step and smoke but not in the boat! (1st trip out someone burned the seats!!!;)
3. Guy to girl ratio on boat must be as follows 1 guy 4 girls....  :good

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Quote (NakedTurtle @ April 12 2006,11:11 am)
3. Guy to girl ratio on boat must be as follows 1 guy 4 girls....  :good

Now thats a rule!   :good

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Oh yeah I forgot
4. If you want a beer bong, bring your on damn beer over, I'm not supplying every a-hole with a beer.

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:18 am Post # 17 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (NakedTurtle @ April 12 2006,11:11 am)
3. Guy to girl ratio on boat must be as follows 1 guy 4 girls....  :good

Now thats a rule!   :good

It works out to be my wife and 3 ten year old girls :stupid

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Quote (NakedTurtle @ April 12 2006,11:11 am)
3. Guy to girl ratio on boat must be as follows 1 guy 4 girls....  :good

Now thats a rule!   :good

It works out to be my wife and 3 ten year old girls :stupid

YOU HAVE 3 ten year olds?!?!
Good luck with that...

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:24 am Post # 19 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I'm pretty easy going but will tell someone not to have there shoes on as they get it. I have made known of a trash bag and it does get used. For the most part all the passengers I have had ask if they can help or just jump in at the end of the day to unload or wipe down. I prefer to do the wipe down, set th rear straps and remove the plug if they will help stow things, help the wife get the bimini down and get things off the boat and into the truck.   :good   :cool
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:24 am Post # 20 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
No, but thats the group of kids that end up on the boat, My boy and his posse :rotflmao  :banghead the twenty somethings have found other places to party these days :beer

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:51 am Post # 21 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 12 2006,8:15 am)
The Captain makes the rules.

All rules are subject to change.

If you don't like the rules, don't board the boat.

Your attitude could cause the rules to change.

I like those rules.  :good

Not only does the ratio of girls need to be higher than guys on my boat, but the girls can only enter if their wearing thongs or pasties.
And the cabin is for stabin.  :laugh  No loose articles of clothing.  :love  :good
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:53 am Post # 22 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I had the eldest teen (now 18) ask me if her and her friends could take the boat out during the summer while I was at work.......  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:57 am Post # 23 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 12 2006,11:53 am)
I had the eldest teen (now 18) ask me if her and her friends could take the boat out during the summer while I was at work.......  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

ShhhhhUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEEEE........


Any your responce was???  
1. Hell No!
2. Ummmmmm... AAAAAAhhhhhh.... NO!
3. Uncontrollable laughter....
4. Not yet...
5. Or something more creative


7. Or I hope not Yes...

Edited by MrCord on April 12 2006,11:57 am

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,11:59 am Post # 24 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
If they are anything like I was at 18...

Why not, because I knew everything there was to know at 18!!! RIght!

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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2006,12:04 pm Post # 25 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (MrCord @ April 12 2006,11:57 am)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ April 12 2006,11:53 am)
I had the eldest teen (now 18) ask me if her and her friends could take the boat out during the summer while I was at work.......  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

ShhhhhUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEEEE........


Any your responce was???  

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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