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NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK

in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good

job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a

police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a

warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes

look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Very funny KH.   :rotflmao

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Ok, here's a few that I tried saying to Cops, and they didn't like it.

1.  After passing a CHP on the Left side of the road (1 lane 2 way traffic) I got pulled over (yep...I was drunk doing 92mph in a 55 mph zone).  The CHP asks me, "Do you know how fast you were going?" and I replied, "Faster than you!" I went to jail that night :rolleyes

2.  When being harrassed by a County Sheriff (he knew me and didn't like some of the folks I hanged around with), he confronted me outside a bar I was just getting ready to walk into.  After giving me some $hit for a few minutes, I asked him, "By the way, how is your wife and my kids doing?"  Yep....that one didn't fare well either.

3.  After a slight altercation with a City Cop, he called for some backup and 4 more arrived.  So these 5 young cops surrounded me and I mouthed off, "I'm not Rodney King, I'll get one of ya".   Well, I was doing ok holding my own against the 5 of them, then they had to go and stick Rin Tin Tin on me and that definitely got me calmed down QUICK (ouch).

These are all true stories from my younger, wilder days.  No more for me thank you! :D  :D  :D

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:good  :rotflmao  LMFAO!

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Then there were the other times that.....  :D   Well, it's just not wise to smart off to the Judge  :beat



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Quote (catsmeow @ July 02 2003,7:36 pm)
Very funny KH.   :rotflmao

Hey cat, you changed your avatar. Cute :) I havent log on in awhile.
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