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Boating Blond

If she had killed herself, she'd be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneaththe boat. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.   :)

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Glad you liked it! I was laughing my (&U*#$ off!!

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:rolleyes  Well, she had plenty of ballast... :eek
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That same basic story has been around for years. Funny to think about because you know somebody really did it!!  :laugh

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Quote (RVRGIRL @ May 20 2006,1:01 am)
Glad you liked it! I was laughing my (&U*#$ off!!

And a very nice (&U*#$ it is!!

Although the trailer costs you a little on the top end, it sure makes recovering the the boat on the ramp a piece of cake!!

See? Not so dumb after all, was she?

:rotflmao  :D



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