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Post Icon Posted: July 10 2006,11:05 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

:pirate My kingdom may be small, but I'm still the King!  :pirate
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Post Icon Posted: July 10 2006,11:46 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I have found that there is no reason to fight back...in fact, my wife sent that to me in an email....of course it had cute little pictures and all that, but essentially the same....fighting back is fruitless...

Now I just sit there and smile. I'll nod my head occasionally, but for the most part I go with the flow...content in the knowledge that I know what they are up to....I can't do a damn thing about it.....but as long as I remain in this trance I can't be hurt.

AND, onlyy I know where the chocolate is hidden!

buhahahaha

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2006,6:45 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
If those make you feel better, alrighty then. Whatever you say, dear **wink** :D

Edited by My Man's Sportin' Wood on July 11 2006,6:46 am
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2006,6:51 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ July 11 2006,6:45 am)
If those make you feel better, alrighty then. Whatever you say, dear **wink** :D

:D  :laugh  :rotflmao  :good
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2006,7:01 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ July 11 2006,6:45 am)
If those make you feel better, alrighty then. Whatever you say, dear **wink** :D

Yea, I showed my my wife this list and she just  :laugh at me
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2006,7:11 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
One of my favorite sayings is

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except she did it backwards and in high heels. :D
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2006,7:19 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I can't count how many times I have received that e-mail.   :rolleyes  :ass

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It has been around a bit huh!. :D  :laugh
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