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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 18 2006,4:59 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Who's had to endure one of these? :rotflmao
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Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone... :D

One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...

He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.

The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop... ;) :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 18 2006,5:40 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (BarryMac @ Oct. 18 2006,4:14 pm)
Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone... :D

One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...

He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.

The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop... ;) :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

OMG that is tooooooo funny........a little gross too. :rotflmao  :alien
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I've got one ;)  lets just say it involves me not feeling to well and needing to finish a MX race to clinch a Series Trophy. And I'll just say I was glad to have another pair of MX pants with me. It got kinda squishy in the ones I had on :puke

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Quote (BarryMac @ Oct. 18 2006,5:14 pm)
Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone... :D

One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...

He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.

The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop... ;) :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

I have a VERY SIMILAR (almost exact) story...only it was ME!!!!!!!!

We were all camping, I strolled off for a little distance from the camp fire (and some privacy) dug a hole...made a nice little brace with logs so I could 'sit' and relax...when finished I covered the hole with dirt & went back to the camp fire...well one of my friend's dogs (chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times) digs it up, eats it, and comes around the camp fire and starts licking everyone in the face...  :puke

It was the first and ONLY time I've crapped in the woods!

As for crapping my pants...nope, but Weston sharts all the time. (must get it from his father's side)  :p
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Quote (Wifey @ Oct. 18 2006,6:36 pm)
(chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times)

Hey now, there's no need to get personal... :D

I've got to keep on top of the dog poop clean up, lest the little treasures start disappearing.

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Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

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Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Define "Adult".....

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 18 2006,9:10 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (Wifey @ Oct. 18 2006,6:36 pm)
(chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times)

Hey now, there's no need to get personal... :D

I've got to keep on top of the dog poop clean up, lest the little treasures start disappearing.

Sleek <----- Now know why my dog is brown

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Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Wondering if you'd catch that one...Hee, Hee...  :D
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 18 2006,8:47 pm)
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm)
Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Define "Adult".....

yeah...did you crap yourself as a teen??? LOL  :drama
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 18 2006,8:47 pm)
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm)
Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Define "Adult".....

Anything beyond potty training would be an adult around this group...  :D

Edited by Sleek-Jet on Oct. 19 2006,6:13 am

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Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 19 2006,6:11 am)
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Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm)
Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Define "Adult".....

Anything beyond potty training would be an adult around this group...  :D

I don't know get's pretty scary after a few drinks!!!  :rotflmao  :beer  :drink
also, when we're at the river we're really not potty trained all day!! :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 19 2006,6:34 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ Oct. 18 2006,4:59 pm)
Who's had to endure one of these? :rotflmao
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sure Zig,  sure it was a "customer"!!! :D
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This a very nice topic....  :puke

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(chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times)




Never pooped my pants as an adult...  :peace

Don't worry, if you live long, you will. :good  :D

Edited by eliminatedsprinter on Oct. 19 2006,11:06 am

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You know what they say?

I can remember when my dreams were wet and my farts were dry...  :laugh  :laugh  :D  :puke  :D

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Quote (AZKC @ Oct. 18 2006,5:54 pm)
I've got one ;)  lets just say it involves me not feeling to well and needing to finish a MX race to clinch a Series Trophy. And I'll just say I was glad to have another pair of MX pants with me. It got kinda squishy in the ones I had on :puke

Maybe you just need to go allot faster!!!

I know when I've got that throttle twisted full on and I'm blasting through the desert, the ol' sphincter gets tighter than a gnat's knickers! :D

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Quote (AZKC @ Oct. 18 2006,5:54 pm)
I've got one ;)  lets just say it involves me not feeling to well and needing to finish a MX race to clinch a Series Trophy. And I'll just say I was glad to have another pair of MX pants with me. It got kinda squishy in the ones I had on :puke

Maybe you just need to go allot faster!!!

I know when I've got that throttle twisted full on and I'm blasting through the desert, the ol' sphincter gets tighter than a gnat's knickers! :D

And when you see a crash coming it really gets tight...........Just before it opens. :eek

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Makes sense.......first words outta my mouth are "Oh Shit"!!!

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 19 2006,4:39 pm Post # 19 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
This is really great thread :stupid   Why I opened it twice I will never know? I guess I'm waiting for a story about a dog licking someones ass? :ass  Wait a second thats Hotboat :laugh

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I could sure tell some stories about working in a retirement community for 17 years.  :rolleyes

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Wow a thread about shittin your pants, how classic can that get!.. :D  :good  :laugh   :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 19 2006,9:38 pm Post # 22 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It's probably just the bordom talking......

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But it will go down in history!.. :D  :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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It may...... one never really knows.....

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Especially here huh!.. :D  :laugh
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