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Posted: Dec. 22 2006,4:51 pm |
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Here's a great Christmas Tequila Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the fruit off floor... and mix on the nuts.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for toxisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who gives a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the ****.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
 
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