RVRGIRL
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Lake Havasu City, AZ
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,6:00 pm |
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>You Know You're From Southern California When...
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> 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
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> 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
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> 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
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> 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
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> 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you
>know darn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see
>below).
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> 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance,
>takes about "twenty minutes".
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> 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party.
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> 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the
>same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe
>sunburn.
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> 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
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> 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
>definitely driving.
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> 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
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> 12) You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states
>because they don't have any.
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> 13) You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
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> 14) You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
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> 15) You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times and you don't remember at
>least 1 of them.
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> 16) You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
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> 17) You eat pineapple on pizza.
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> 18) Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your
>head.
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> 19) You think that Venice is a beach.
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> 20) The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
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> 21) You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.
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> 22) You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would
>never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is second class. Nobody
>likes anyone from “the 909."
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> 23) You call 911 and they put you on hold.
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> 24) You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
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> 25) The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
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> 26) You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
>doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are
>just better than them, for whatever reason.
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> 27) You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
>McDonald's or a Starbucks.
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> 28) You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
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> 29) You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
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> 30) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
>station: "STORM WATCH".
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> 31) The Terminator is your governor.
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> 32) You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
>California .
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Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you.....
"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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