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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,9:05 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,9:45 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

:D

That's a pretty cheap implant. Wonder if a man came up with that, like the Kotex pads?  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,9:52 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Yeah like men are gonna listen anyhow!!  :D  :comp
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,10:22 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Yeah like men are gonna listen anyhow!!  :D  :comp

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Yeah like men are gonna listen anyhow!!  :D  :comp

We were all born with selective hearing, don't get pissed at us cause we're more advanced then women... :D :D  :fouet

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

:D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,11:34 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (AZKC @ Feb. 23 2007,9:05 am)
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

:D

I assume it will be stereo? :p

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

:D

I assume it will be stereo? :p

Maybe DTS surround sound, depending on the model... :good
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,1:45 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Feb. 23 2007,12:55 pm)
Maybe DTS surround sound, depending on the model... :good

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Maybe DTS surround sound, depending on the model... :good

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You gotta put the little "buds" in your ears! :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 23 2007,5:13 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That almost works for that part, nut it's when the things start flying....  :eek  :eek  :laugh  :D

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