RVRGIRL

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Posted: Mar. 19 2007,10:15 pm |
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1.) FINE:      This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and       you need to shut up.     ÂÂ
2.) FIVE MINUTES        If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only      five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the       game before helping around the house.         3.) NOTHING        This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should      be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.      ÂÂ
4.) GO AHEAD        This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!      ÂÂ
5.) LOUD SIGH        This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood        by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she        is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.         (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)     ÂÂ
6.) THAT'S OKAY        This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.        That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.      ÂÂ
7.) THANKS        A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.  ÂÂ
8.) WHAT   EVER      Is a women's way of saying   *&$#% YOU!!  ÂÂ
9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT IT.        Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman        has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will        later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response        refer to # 3.
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Edited by RVRGIRL on Mar. 19 2007,10:16 pm  Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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