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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After  the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."



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:rotflmao  I have to remember that for my next trip.  :good   :laugh
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Yep, I'm Irish...sounds about right :beer

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:laugh  :laugh  :good  :good  :D

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Damn, that is a good one!... :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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