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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After  the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 10 2007,4:45 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am)
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After  the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,8:31 am)
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After  the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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THEIF!!   :eek  :eek

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Focker didn't even change it to "A Jew and an Italian". Just flat out copy/paste  :eek


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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 10 2007,8:51 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
DAMN KIDS!!  :laugh  :laugh  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe  :ass  :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Still focken funny!.. :bebe  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)
FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe  :ass  :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Old Timer Disease!!  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)
FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe  :ass  :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Old Timer Disease!!  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :D

:bebe  :ass  :finger  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 11 2007,9:57 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 11 2007,7:48 am)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 10 2007,9:43 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Oct. 10 2007,9:32 pm)
FOCK you all, I forgot about it ok!.. :bebe  :ass  :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

Old Timer Disease!!  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :D

:bebe  :ass  :finger  :laugh  :rotflmao

:D

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