GlassMan

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Posted: Feb. 15 2008,1:30 pm |
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Dying Priest The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the Nation's capital in Washington, D. C. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see former President Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clinton's would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the old priest wanted to see us, but it will certainly help our images and it might even get me elected President. After all, I'm in it to win it!"
Bill agreed - it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it. When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally, Bill spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen!" said Bill.
"Amen!" said Hillary.
The old priest continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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