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Post Icon Posted: June 17 2008,8:19 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Four U.S. presidents get caught in a Tornado in Kansas.

they are whisped away to the land of OZ where they meet the wizard.

The Wizard proclaims "what brings you before me"

Jimmy Carter timidly steps up and says
"I have come for some courage"
no problem says the wizard..poof....now who is next

Richard Nixon steps up and says "I need a heart"
no problem says the wizard..poof....now who is next

George W. Bush steps up and says "The American people say I need a Brain"
no problem says the wizard..poof....now who is next

There is a great silence in the hall Bill Clinton is just standing there looking around the place.
Irritated the Wizard says "well what do you want"
Bill looks around a bit more and says
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"is Dorthy here"

Edited by SummitKarl on June 17 2008,8:20 am

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At least Bill didn't say, "And her little dog Toto, too!" :eek  :eek  :laugh

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He did Toto waiting in line.

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Quote (WATERDOG @ June 17 2008,11:55 am)
He did Toto waiting in line.

:eek  :eek  *thud*

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Quote (WATERDOG @ June 17 2008,11:55 am)
He did Toto waiting in line.

:eek  :eek  *thud*

....as you watch Hillary's feet curl up under the house  :eek  :eek  :laugh

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Quote (WATERDOG @ June 17 2008,11:55 am)
He did Toto waiting in line.

:eek  :eek  *thud*

....as you watch Hillary's feet curl up under the house  :eek  :eek  :laugh

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Quote (GlassMan @ June 17 2008,1:36 pm)
Quote (CaliKat @ June 17 2008,12:11 pm)
Quote (WATERDOG @ June 17 2008,11:55 am)
He did Toto waiting in line.

:eek  :eek  *thud*

....as you watch Hillary's feet curl up under the house  :eek  :eek  :laugh

The big white house. Rather see her under it than in it.

:eek  :eek  :eek

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