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Leo
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Posted: Aug. 24 2008,4:43 pm |
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| Quote (Tom Brown @ Aug. 24 2008,12:14 pm) | I live in a quaint little neighborhood.  It's one of the oldest areas in the city but it's right by the lake so it's a pretty desirable location.  There are very few original houses.  Most of the homes are newer, like mine.
... but the tiny original churches are still here.  There are probably a dozen churches within a 6 block radius.
One of those churches just picked up a new public address system.
... so I'm in the back yard, working on a shed, and they start blaring the gospel...
"... and Jesus said unto him, 'No man, I don't haveth a light.  I must keep my body pure and not smoketh.'"
The clergyman is throwing down some sort of anti-smoking gospel.
As far as I'm concerned....  AMEN! |
I'd get one weapons you've been stock piling and take out the speaker
But your right the nonsmoking sermon is probably a good thing
Which reminds me I have a couple of good cigars left God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy...... AUTO SAFETY HOUSE
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