GoFastRacer

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Posted: Nov. 01 2008,5:51 am |
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| Quote (sean5474 @ Oct. 31 2008,11:34 pm) | | Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 31 2008,4:51 pm) | | Quote (tonedog @ Oct. 31 2008,1:14 pm) | | Quote (gigamurph @ Oct. 31 2008,11:20 am) | | Quote (WATERDOG @ Oct. 31 2008,8:31 am) | | That doesn't sound to productive. Perhaps you should look around and see if you can find that Honey Do List. |
SAY WHAY?????!!!!!   Dude, downtime is critical to the "productive process". Brainstorming and coffee (or beer) drinkin' is essential to the successful completion of any task worth undertakin'. Which "honey-do" lists generally aren't that critical to the smooth operation of a "MAN'S CASTLE"!   Sure hope the "girls" don't read this. |
Be careful what you wish for....I got a 'man's castle' now all my time is spent trying to get girls to come over.  |
You say dat like it's a bad thing! It's all in da pursuit. 'cause after ya catch 'em, GAME OVER! ÂÂ
Like the ol' joke goes.....
Best man walks in on the groom, and he's got this big grin on his face and he's just bouncin' all over da place.
"What the hell are you so happy about? You're gettin' married in a coupla hours!" says da Best Man.
The groom answers back, "I just got da best bl*wj*b in my entire life!"
Meanwhile, the Bridesmaid has walked in on the Bride and she's dancin' around and singin' away.
"What are you so happy about? You're about to take yerself off the market with that louse?" she chimes.
"I'm happy 'cause I just gave my last bl*wj*b that I'll ever have to give for the rest of my life!" she beams. |
That marriage won't last.
Just file for divorce, give her half of your crap, and then go down town and get a $20.00 BJ.
Your paying for it anyway, it might as well be worth it.
Her sister will probably do it for $10.00 |
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