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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 23 2008,9:21 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The Theory of Intelligence


I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .



'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. '

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 23 2008,9:48 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
.....and that ladies and gentlemen, explains the disproportionate number of "geniuses" in the boatin' community! :good  :p

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Quote (gigamurph @ Dec. 23 2008,9:48 am)
.....and that ladies and gentlemen, explains the disproportionate number of "geniuses" in the boatin' community! :good  :p

Now that would be funny if it wasn't so true. :pirate

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Quote (gigamurph @ Dec. 23 2008,9:48 am)
.....and that ladies and gentlemen, explains the disproportionate number of "geniuses" in the boatin' community! :good  :p

Always wondered where my high IQ came from.  :rolleyes

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:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :good  :beer
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I feel smarter already... :drink  :beer  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 24 2008,7:58 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Think That I'll Work On Getting Smarter..... :beer  :drink  :D

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Sounds like a plan!.. :good  :D
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Worked real hard on increasing my IQ last night. I'm not feeling to smart this AM,  :banghead

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 25 2008,3:48 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (WATERDOG @ Dec. 25 2008,9:17 am)
Worked real hard on increasing my IQ last night. I'm not feeling to smart this AM,  :banghead

You'll Feel Smarter Later On..... :D

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I'm raising the level of smarts as we speak!.. :drink  :drink  :D  :laugh
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Dec. 25 2008,3:48 pm)
Quote (WATERDOG @ Dec. 25 2008,9:17 am)
Worked real hard on increasing my IQ last night. I'm not feeling to smart this AM,  :banghead

You'll Feel Smarter Later On..... :D

I was hoping so too. It didn't work. I'm thinking I killed way to many cells.

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I Think That Hemidude Was Working Towards Genius Last Night..... :laugh  :drink  :drink

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Dec. 26 2008,8:32 am)
I Think That Hemidude Was Working Towards Genius Last Night..... :laugh  :drink  :drink

Reached the Genius level sometime in the afternoon. Then my IQ started looking like the crude oil price charts.

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He Reached It...Then Hit The Pillows, As All Of The Studying Had Exhausted Him!!  :laugh  :laugh

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Quote (WATERDOG @ Dec. 26 2008,10:51 am)
my IQ started looking like the crude oil price charts.

The last part of the year or the first part!.. :stupid  :D  :laugh
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Dec. 26 2008,10:54 am)
He Reached It...Then Hit The Pillows, As All Of The Studying Had Exhausted Him!!  :laugh  :laugh

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Dec. 27 2008,4:27 am)
Quote (WATERDOG @ Dec. 26 2008,10:51 am)
my IQ started looking like the crude oil price charts.

The last part of the year or the first part!.. :stupid  :D  :laugh

The part where it went from 147 down to 35. :drink

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Sounds Like You Did Alot Of Studying Too..... :laugh  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Dec. 27 2008,9:19 am)
Sounds Like You Did Alot Of Studying Too..... :laugh  :D

Couldn't do anything else. Was supposed to be a casual X-Mas Eve party for about 30 dog people around the area. Host of the party got stuck in N.Y. for about 30 hours. Dinner was schuduled for 5PM. She's calling from LAX at 2:30 saying she's gonna need help cooking.  :banghead  Then it turns out it's 30 invites plus husbands wifes friends and such. I think about 50 peeps were there before she was. Diner was a bit late.

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Look on the bright side, you have a whole year till you have to do it all over again!.. :D  :laugh
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Dec. 28 2008,4:20 am)
Look on the bright side, you have a whole year till you have to do it all over again!.. :D  :laugh

I don't think so. I really hate working in somebody else's kitchen, can never find any thing you need. :banghead

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I can't find stuff in my OWN kitchen... :laugh
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Quote (shueman @ Dec. 28 2008,8:54 am)
I can't find stuff in my OWN kitchen... :laugh

And I thought that was only me. Wife puts things away in a different everyday. I think she does it on purpose.

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I can't find stuff in my OWN kitchen... :laugh

And I thought that was only me. Wife puts things away in a different everyday. I think she does it on purpose.

Maybe there's a message there!.. :D  :laugh
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