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Posted: Dec. 21 2004,8:06 pm |
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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf,
and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd
love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and without an argument go directly to the golf course
meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, let's do it! We'll
make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here
early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
they are on the links.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't
take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to
her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says " Well my wife is at home
admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turn to the last guy in the group and he is
staring at them like! they have lost their minds. "I
can't believe you all went to such expense for this
golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, is it sex or golf?'
And she said, 'Take a sweater'
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