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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2005,4:52 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

A man goes to a barber for a trim and a shave.
While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to
the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The
barber replies with a solution and pulls a small wooden ball out of this
cabinet drawer. "Place the wooden ball between your cheek and gum on the
right side and you will have a close shave on that side."
The man does this, and the barber shaves the right side of his face. "Wow!"
exclaims the man, "that is great!" He puts the ball on the left side of his
mouth, and with muffled voice asks, "What happens if I accidentally swalow the
ball?"
The barber says, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else!

:laugh  :laugh
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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2005,6:39 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

No close shave for me! :rotflmao  :rotflmao


Kickn it @ Havasu!
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2005,8:32 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Adds new meaning to," Oh Shit!" :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao


It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2005,5:31 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Best "Ernest" voice:


Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww




RIP Jim Varney
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