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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,7:08 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Many of YOU (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
Some of whom are unsure about the kind of image they project andwhether or not they are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a cane

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
And if you can't remember them, maybe you'd better print them out and carry them in your purse or wallet.

:laugh  :laugh

Edited by GoFastRacer on Feb. 02 2005,7:09 am
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,8:04 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
No truer words have been spoken....!!!  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,8:32 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Regarding number 5....what if the ankle bracelet is court ordered?? :stupid

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,12:04 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thanks for the advice. :D
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,1:30 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
SO TRUE SO TRUE! :good

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 02 2005,4:37 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
...DID SOMEBODY SAY DONUTS.....????
Oh, wrong thread....carry on about your b'ness....




:D

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I feel ok, never did any of those :fouet

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