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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 28 2005,4:45 am |
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky
(check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization.
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shueman
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Posted: Feb. 28 2005,5:56 pm |
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Good one Art.... 
Another example: finding someone in downtown Los Angeles who speaks ENGLISH.....
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 28 2005,7:41 pm |
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| Quote (Havasu Doug @ Feb. 28 2005,7:20 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 28 2005,4:45 am) | .......Scottish whisky
(check the bottle before you change the spelling) |
That is the correct spelling for whisky that came from Scotland. Whiskey spelled with an "e" comes from the United States.  |
Yep right on the money!.. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 28 2005,7:42 pm |
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| Quote (shueman @ Feb. 28 2005,6:56 pm) | Good one Art....
Another example: Â finding someone in downtown Los Angeles who speaks ENGLISH..... |
Now that is a challenge!..
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