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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,10:09 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
what does a kiss taste like?


there was a teacher that was showing her kids in the classroom what different things taste like.

she came upon one of her male students. Blind folded him and put a hershey kiss in his mouth.

she asked. " what is this?"

the little boy replied."I don't know."

the teacher said." o.k. I will give you a hint."
"what is it, your father asks your mother for every morning?'

all of a sudden a little girl in the class shouted.

"spit it out, it is a peice of ass." :rotflmao



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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,10:20 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,12:49 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good one. :D  :D  :D  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,12:52 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh  Funny one Char :good
Those damn kids hear everything they're not supposed to :rolleyes and nothing of what we wanted them to..

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Thats a keeper :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,2:49 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ Mar. 30 2005,1:52 pm)
Those damn kids hear everything they're not supposed to :rolleyes and nothing of what we wanted them to..

It known as "Selective Hearing"!! :laugh

I like that joke!! :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,5:14 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
If 2 lesbians and two gay guys were racing to vegas. Which of them would get there first?

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the lesbians would get there first lickity split.
cause the gay guys would still be home packing their shit. :eek  :D



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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 30 2005,5:29 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I don't get it?

another sunday
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what?



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:good Too Funny... :beer

I asked this guy, "how do you turn on your girl-friend"?
"Kiss her where the sun don't shine", he said.
So I took her to Seattle.... :D
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:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :good

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Good ones!.  :good  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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