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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 30 2005,6:52 pm |
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Many Men Smoke, But Fu Man Chu....
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 30 2005,6:53 pm |
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A Cross-Eyed Milkman is in the State of Udder Confusion...
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,5:01 am |
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Some funny shit there!..  
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Kim Hanson
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Alberta Canada
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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,11:34 am |
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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy......( . )( . )...........
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
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Kim Hanson
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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,11:42 am |
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confucious Say:
Sex on tv is bad, you might fall off...
He who fishes in other's holes will often catch crabs...*
Girl who sits on judges lap gets honorable discharge...*
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak...*
Passionate kiss like spiderweb - lead to undoing of fly...*
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient...*
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip...*
Man who buys drowned cat has paid for wet pussy
Is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock
Man who jizz in cash register come into money
Man who jump into vat of optical glass make spectacle of himself
Man who put worm on hook well is master-baitor
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.
Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Man who masturbate only screwing himself.
The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
He who chases cars will soon get exhausted.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
He who sniffs coke drowns.
Man who piss into wind get wet.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Never eat yellow snow.
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely
to end up with splitting headache.
He who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
Wise man never play leapfrog in nudist colony
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Baseball wrong - Man with four balls cannot walk
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
shiftless bastard.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
Hockey player on ice have big stick.
Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.
Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off.
Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man with no legs bums around.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose.
Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Man who sit on tack get point!
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Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,5:40 pm |
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Oh Canada....Funny Stuff... 
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Tahiti18.5
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Phoenix AZ
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Posted: May 02 2005,1:15 pm |
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Man with itchie butt wake up with stinkey finger
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