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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,5:22 am

Post # 1

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.
"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your
bill?"
"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,6:22 am

Post # 2

STOP...!!! :good

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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,4:43 pm

Post # 3

that just quacked me up. :rotflmao

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Posted: Mar. 31 2005,4:48 pm

Post # 4

The Pirate.

one day a pirate walked into a local bar where he was shored with a steering wheel in his pants.
as he walked in he yelled to the bar tender.
"Ahoy matey.. pour me a drink."

the bartender looked at him confused and leaned over the bar and said.

" Hey matey do you know you have a steering wheel in yer there pants?"

the pirate looked at him and said.
" Arge, why yes.. it's drivin me nutts."

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