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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 31 2005,6:35 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video :comp

He found it to be a great  :comp  but complicated job. :break    :confused .
one day he was at the register  :comp and an older man came in and asked  :p  if he could buy a phone card.  :phone  and he wrote him a check for $ 39.80. :)

He then told him that it was 20 cents short, :eek  so the man gave him 2 dimes.  :rolleyes

Unfortunitely when he typed  :comp  this into the computer, he missed the period on the keyboard. :eek  and it came up as $ 20.00 .

That night, the manager said that he was $ 19.80 short. :beat . The manager thought the guy had stolen it, :fight  so he fired him :flamed  immediately. :bebe




AND THE MORAL TO THE STORY :)

"Guys get in trouble over missed periods." :eek  :D  :D  :rotflmao  :banghead  :banghead

Edited by mrs flyin vee on Mar. 31 2005,6:36 pm



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And it looks like your smilies are working again............. :D





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yep.. they make the stories better.  :good  :D



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Post Icon Posted: Mar. 31 2005,7:12 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I knew it was gonna be an: "Angry Aunt from Red China" kinda post.
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Quote (Trailer Park Casanova @ Mar. 31 2005,7:12 pm)
I knew it was gonna be an: "Angry Aunt from Red China" kinda post.
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:rotflmao  LMAO!! :D



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A man whose truck broke down while crossing the desert has spent days without water. He is crawling on hands and knees and has given up all hope when he comes across what appears to be an old briefcase half buried in the sand.

He opens it and out pops a genie.....

But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Management ID badge and a grey, pinstripe suit.

"Well" said the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes"

"I'm not falling for this" said the man. "I'm not going to trust a Senior Manager"

"What have you got to lose. It looks like you're done for anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.

"OK. I wish I was in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink".

***** POOF ******

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, kid, what is your second wish".

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams".

***** POOF *****

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me".

***** POOF *****

He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of this story..?

If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's got to be a string attached.

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao



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Good ones!. :good  :laugh  :laugh
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