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Posted: April 02 2005,5:59 am

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Bubba's first military assignment was to a military induction center,
and because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising
new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to
which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing
that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance. This was
odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month
more for the higher coverage than what the government was already granting.

The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba about his selling
technique, but he would sit in the back of the room and observe Bubba's
sales pitch.

Bubba stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated, "If you
have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are killed, the government
pays your beneficiary $6,000.

"If you take out the supplemental GI insurance, which will cost you an
additional $30.00 per month, the government pays your beneficiary
$200,000."

"NOW," Bubba concluded, "which bunch of troops do you think they're
gonna send into battle first?"

:laugh