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Post Icon Posted: April 02 2005,6:01 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.  One of the girls
wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.  She called the guy
back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.  I'm worried about
the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his
butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!!!  Now everyone's
attention is focused on me, and!  the guy is egging me on to try to top the
$50

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet......  What could I do????

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the
eighty bucks, and left.


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Post Icon Posted: April 02 2005,6:22 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Cha-Ching... :laugh    :good  :beer
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My kind of woman...that's what I would do too!  :good
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Post Icon Posted: April 02 2005,9:47 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I wanna know what Art was doing at a male strip club... :D

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Post Icon Posted: April 02 2005,6:02 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ April 02 2005,9:47 am)
I wanna know what Art was doing at a male strip club... :D

At first i was thinking the same thing! :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

Kickn it @ Havasu!
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Quote (procraftkev @ April 02 2005,6:02 pm)
Quote (Sleek-Jet @ April 02 2005,9:47 am)
I wanna know what Art was doing at a male strip club... :D

At first i was thinking the same thing! :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

Yeah, what's up with that? Had me goin'... :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: April 02 2005,8:35 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
We all know that Sleek is a Focktard Pervert sheezzz, you guys stooping down or what!. :D  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 02 2005,8:35 pm)
We all know that Sleek is a Focktard Pervert sheezzz, you guys stooping down or what!.

I don't know...who is it here that went into a MALE strip club??? ....sounds to me like YOU'RE the perv  :fouet   :ass  :rainbow  :D  :rotflmao
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Quote (Wifey @ April 03 2005,8:18 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 02 2005,8:35 pm)
We all know that Sleek is a Focktard Pervert sheezzz, you guys stooping down or what!.

I don't know...who is it here that went into a MALE strip club??? ....sounds to me like YOU'RE the perv  :fouet   :ass  :rainbow  :D  :rotflmao

Sure ain't me that's for sure!.. :bebe  :ass  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh
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