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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,11:21 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Do you give 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants us to give
over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
HARDWORK is:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

And:
KNOWLEDGE is:
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But:
ATTITUDE
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And:
BULLSHIT
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put
you
over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than
100%,  you know what is required of you.

:banghead  :banghead  :banghead

But aint it the truth??? :beer

Never Trust Anyone That Talks Too Fast.... They are hoping you miss something!
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,12:11 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Yes it is, so true.
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,12:51 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
And the many Bullshit Attitudes we have out there must add up to epic proportions :rolleyes  :D

Ain't life Grand? Treat it that way.
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,1:04 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It sure seems to be the way in the corporate world...  Along with the Peter principal! "A person is promoted to the level of their incompetence" :beat

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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,5:43 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I'm ready for a promotion.....
LAZY ASS = 103     :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: April 11 2005,8:47 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That is funny but very true!.. :laugh
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 11 2005,8:47 pm)
That is funny but very true!.. :laugh

Who told you... :confused  :D  :ass  :beat  :beer  :drink
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Post Icon Posted: April 12 2005,6:04 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ April 11 2005,11:25 pm)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ April 11 2005,8:47 pm)
That is funny but very true!.. :laugh

Who told you... :confused  :D  :ass  :beat  :beer  :drink

:D  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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