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|  | Posted: Jan. 12 2003,9:52 am | Post # 1 |      |  How to Pick up a Drunk Chick
 
 Women who drink: Beer
 Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
 Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
 
 Women who drink: Blender Drinks
 Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
 Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
 
 Women who drink: Mixed Drinks
 Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
 Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
 
 Women who drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
 Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
 Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
 
 Women who drink: White Zin
 Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
 Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
 
 Women who drink: Shots
 Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
 Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
 
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 Edited by AZKC on Jan. 12 2003,10:16 am
 
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