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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,4:11 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A week after their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," says Jed. "My privates are turning BLUE."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed's privates ARE blue. The doctor turns to Daisy and asks: "Daisy, are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?
"Yeah, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she answers.

:rotflmao

Edited by SouthBay RB on May 04 2005,4:11 pm

When you got Booze and Chicks,

You got DRUNK Chicks.
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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,4:12 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Funny!! :rotflmao  :)
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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,4:25 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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You laugh.......people are actually that RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,5:24 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I s'pose it tastes better than KY  :eek
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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,5:49 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ May 04 2005,4:24 pm)
I s'pose it tastes better than KY  :eek

Thats an excellent point you make there A. :good  :laugh

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Quote (Silver @ May 04 2005,5:07 pm)
You laugh.......people are actually that RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention thier cousins.. :stupid

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Quote (Silver @ May 04 2005,5:07 pm)
You laugh.......people are actually that RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

so did you use peach  :ass  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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LMAO!.. :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 04 2005,9:38 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  Reminds me of the story I read a few years ago about some girl goin' to the Dr. because her contraceptive jelly was makin' her ill. He couldn't understand why it would make her ill until, after further questionin', she confessed that it tasted like s**t on her toast!  :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: May 05 2005,12:24 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

I wonder if rednecks are smart enough to get offended by that???

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