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Posted: May 04 2005,7:46 pm

Post # 1

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp nearWashington, DC.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'the other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait for one to unlock the
car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em,
and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit
out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a
briefcase.