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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,7:36 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The definition between "Guts" and "Balls"!



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts

to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"







Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,

"You're next."

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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,7:42 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,8:22 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Either way I think you need "guts and balls" to say that to your wife. :laugh  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,10:05 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (tunamaster @ May 20 2005,7:36 am)
The definition between "Guts" and "Balls"!



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts

to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"







Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,

"You're next."

It's a good thing it's a joke................ :laugh


First word that comes to mind?



EGO.... :bebe

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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,10:12 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
If it were my wife you'ld not have any balls left. :bowdown

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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,10:38 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thats funny except you left out one part...........Guts, Nuts or Stupid.

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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,5:28 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ May 20 2005,10:38 am)
Thats funny except you left out one part...........Guts, Nuts or Stupid.

Ziggy=WISE MAN................

No wonder he be married for long time.............

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Funny...but not Reality... :D
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Post Icon Posted: May 20 2005,8:16 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ May 20 2005,7:52 pm)
Funny...but not Reality... :D

No shit, I wouldn't even think about it!.. :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 23 2005,3:26 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Duke @ May 20 2005,8:22 am)
Either way I think you need "guts and balls" to say that to your wife. :laugh  :laugh  :laugh

And maybe a hand gun and a safe place to hide for .......a year or so...

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