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Post Icon Posted: July 12 2005,6:11 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM
THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING
AND PANTING.

"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.

"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS
4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR
CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"

THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS
SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS
BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR

"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND
YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

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Post Icon Posted: July 12 2005,6:15 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: July 12 2005,6:34 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :beat  :D

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That there is funny.
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Good one :good  :rotflmao

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