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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,10:59 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So... Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night.
 
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am. You wake up next morning and
go outside to check on the condition of the family Volvo she drove last night.
 
You are happy to see it all in one piece. But......... Wait a minute

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,11:03 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
One more that was emailed to me....  Reminds me of Bobs work :)

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,12:00 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (MrCord @ July 14 2005,11:03 am)
One more that was emailed to me....  Reminds me of Bobs work :)

:rotflmao  :good  :laugh

You can't blame me for this one. :D

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,12:01 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
But you can blame me for this one. :bebe

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,1:12 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I like it.  :good
I like it.  :good
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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,1:14 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (MrCord @ July 14 2005,10:59 am)
So... Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night.
 
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am. You wake up next morning and
go outside to check on the condition of the family Volvo she drove last night.
 
You are happy to see it all in one piece. But......... Wait a minute

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Maybe it was his wife and her girlfriend!  :stupid
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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,1:18 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Then she would be bent over backwards, not forwards :rotflmao

Either way... Looks like some good pushin was-a-had :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,3:14 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,3:31 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wow... Hillary has some nice breasts!

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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,3:40 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: July 14 2005,3:43 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D

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LMAO!.. :D  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: July 15 2005,7:53 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
 
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"Sorry, we don't need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime!"

"Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have a job."

He was gone about two hours and when he returned, he handed them two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000.

"How in the world did you do that?" the manager asked.

"I told you, I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone, anything, anytime!"

"Did you get a urine sample?" the manager asked him.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000, the company requires a urine sample. Now take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

He was gone about eight hours and the office was about to close, when in he walks with two five-gallon buckets, one in each hand. He put the buckets down, reached in his shirt pocket, took out two bottles of urine, set them on the desk and said, "Here's Mr. Jones' and this one is Mrs. Johnson's."

"That's good," the manager said, "but what's in those two buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers' convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"

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Post Icon Posted: July 15 2005,7:54 am Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 14 2005,3:40 pm)
:laugh

:rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 15 2005,7:53 am)
 
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"Sorry, we don't need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime!"

"Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have a job."

He was gone about two hours and when he returned, he handed them two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000.

"How in the world did you do that?" the manager asked.

"I told you, I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone, anything, anytime!"

"Did you get a urine sample?" the manager asked him.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000, the company requires a urine sample. Now take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

He was gone about eight hours and the office was about to close, when in he walks with two five-gallon buckets, one in each hand. He put the buckets down, reached in his shirt pocket, took out two bottles of urine, set them on the desk and said, "Here's Mr. Jones' and this one is Mrs. Johnson's."

"That's good," the manager said, "but what's in those two buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers' convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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LMAO!.. :D  :good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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