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RVRGIRL
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Posted: July 26 2005,6:48 pm |
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>If you remember the email that had the guy who went
from loving the snow to
>hating the snow, this should be funny too:
>
>May 30th: Just moved to Arizona. Now this is a state
that knows how to
>live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
What a place! It is
>beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it
here.
>
>June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a
problem. Live in an
>air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see
>the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun
worshipper.
>
>June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western
plants today. Lots of
>cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more
mowing lawn for me.
>Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>
>July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all
week. How do people get
>used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of
windy though. But getting
>used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.
>
>July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got
3rd degree burns over 60%
>of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing
to do. I learned my
>lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a
climate like this.
>
>July 20th: I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the
car when I left this
>morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon,
Lomita had died and
>swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up
the upholstery. The
>car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my
lesson though. No more
>pets in this heat.
>
>July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant
freaking blow dryer!! And
>it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the
fritz and the AC
>repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me
he needed to order parts
>
>July 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3
nights now. $350,000
>house and I can't even go inside. Why did I ever come
here?
>
>Aug. 4th: Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air
conditioner fixed today. It
>cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate
this stupid state.
>
>Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for
you today?' I'm going
>to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to
work, the radiator is
>boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell
like baked cat!!
>
>Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore
shorts, and when I sat
>on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on
fire. I lost 2 layers of
>flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and
ass. Now my car smells
>like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
>
>Aug 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn
recording. Hot and
>sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too
hot to do shit for 2
>damn months and the weatherman says it might really
warm up next week. Doesn't
>it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing
will be next, so my
>$1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.
Even the cactus can't
>live in this damn heat.
>Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115
today. Forgot to crack
>the window and blew the damn windshield of the car.
The installer came to
>fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My
sister had to spend $1500
>to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona. What kind
of a sick demented idiot
>would want to live here?? Will write later to let
you know how the trial
>goes." 
 Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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shueman
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Posted: July 26 2005,7:18 pm |
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Great one Heather....nothin' funnier than THE TRUTH...!!! 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 26 2005,9:39 pm |
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That is funny, heard that one the radio yesterday!.. 
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BigDog
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Phoenix, AZ
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'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
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Posted: July 27 2005,10:51 am |
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That is good!!
BD
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WATER JUNKIE
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Boatless
San Diego Ca./ Yuma, Az.
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21' ULTRA STEALTH
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Posted: July 27 2005,12:10 pm |
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FUNNY STUFF
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WATER JUNKIE
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Boatless
San Diego Ca./ Yuma, Az.
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21' ULTRA STEALTH
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Posted: July 27 2005,12:11 pm |
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FUNNY STUFF
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Duke
Leo
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El Cajon
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Posted: July 27 2005,1:43 pm |
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Good one
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GoFastRacer
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Big River, Ca
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Posted: July 27 2005,9:37 pm |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ July 27 2005,2:07 pm) | AZ...great place to visit (and to register yer boat), but I'm happy right here by the beach. 
BTW, what's AC? Â |
AMEN brotha, as much as I love the heat, wish I never left!.. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 27 2005,9:40 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 27 2005,9:33 pm) | | Quote (GlassMan @ July 27 2005,2:07 pm) | | what's AC? Â |
It's that thing that you bitch about when it's not working very well, even when your in Kaleeforneeya. |
Well you don't need it as long as you're in the beach area, but a few miles inland and you need it!.
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 27 2005,9:45 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 27 2005,9:41 pm) | | I was born there and partially raised there and still have family there, and I still couldn't care any less if the whole F$%kin' mess floated away!! Just my opinion of it though. |
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 27 2005,9:49 pm |
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The place I'd like to live though is around the Palm Springs area, same weather as here without the fkn monsoons!...
Edited by GoFastRacer on July 27 2005,9:50 pm
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: July 28 2005,5:42 am |
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| Quote (gigamurph @ July 27 2005,11:26 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ July 27 2005,9:49 pm) | | The place I'd like to live though is around the Palm Springs area, same weather as here without the fkn monsoons!... Â Â |
.....and with that purple flame under your avatar, you'd fit right in in the 'Springs GFR! Â |
If you noticed I said "area", there's one major thing missing to fit in the "Springs", $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!..
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GlassMan
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Redondo Beach, California, USA
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Posted: July 28 2005,8:16 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ July 27 2005,9:40 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 27 2005,9:33 pm) | | Quote (GlassMan @ July 27 2005,2:07 pm) | | what's AC? Â |
It's that thing that you bitch about when it's not working very well, even when your in Kaleeforneeya. |
Well you don't need it as long as you're in the beach area, but a few miles inland and you need it!. |
Tell me about it, a fifteen minute drive home from work and fifteen degrees cooler when I get there!
And if I just happen to be at the river when a tsunami hits the beach and washes everything away....I wouldn't mind coming home to a deserted beach
It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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shueman
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Posted: July 28 2005,7:06 pm |
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| Quote (RIVERRATMIKE @ July 28 2005,6:04 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ July 27 2005,9:49 pm) | | The place I'd like to live though is around the Palm Springs area, same weather as here without the fkn monsoons!... Â Â |
that's one of the main reasons I moved to AZ was cause of the monsoons  |
Gotta give respect to a man that stands outside in a lightning storm with a metal camera in his hand....
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gigamurph
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Posted: July 29 2005,2:54 pm |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ July 28 2005,5:42 am) | | Quote (gigamurph @ July 27 2005,11:26 pm) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ July 27 2005,9:49 pm) | | The place I'd like to live though is around the Palm Springs area, same weather as here without the fkn monsoons!... |
.....and with that purple flame under your avatar, you'd fit right in in the 'Springs GFR! |
If you noticed I said "area", there's one major thing missing to fit in the "Springs", $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!.. |
$$$$$.....and a pair of spandex shorts, racer-back tee, and a feather boa! If ya got that, you've got reserved seatin' at "Hamburger Patty's", 24/7! 
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!" -Metallica
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