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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 05 2005,11:46 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
RECTAL DEODORANT.............POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE  NOT!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.  The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't  sell  
rectum deodorant, and never have.  Unfazed, the blonde assures the
pharmacist
that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis
and
would like some more.  "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't
have any"  
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde  "Do you have the
container that it
came in?" asks the pharmacist..  "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go
home and get
it."  She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks
at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant"  
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the
container........." TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

:stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid

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:rotflmao  :good  I'm gettin' a visual..... :D
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 05 2005,12:29 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 05 2005,11:02 am)
:rotflmao  :good  I'm gettin' a visual..... :D

Visual, like a pushup Icepop......
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In her case it sure sounds like the carpet match the drapes. Seems to me many women reference their "bottom" when talking about the vagina.

Edited by Ziggy on Aug. 05 2005,12:31 pm

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Quote (Ziggy @ Aug. 05 2005,12:29 pm)
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 05 2005,11:02 am)
:rotflmao  :good  I'm gettin' a visual..... :D

Visual, like a pushup Icepop......
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In her case it sure sounds like the carpet match the drapes. Seems to me many women reference their "bottom" when talking about the vagina.

uh.....you may just be hangin' out with the wrong women! :eek

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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.

So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail

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Quote (gigamurph @ Aug. 05 2005,12:37 pm)
Quote (Ziggy @ Aug. 05 2005,12:29 pm)
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 05 2005,11:02 am)
:rotflmao  :good  I'm gettin' a visual..... :D

Visual, like a pushup Icepop......
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In her case it sure sounds like the carpet match the drapes. Seems to me many women reference their "bottom" when talking about the vagina.

uh.....you may just be hangin' out with the wrong women! :eek

Nope....my woman is the right one.... :love  :good
maybe its mommy/daughter talk but I have heard others use it in the same context....etiquette around others perhaps? :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 05 2005,3:29 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!

Thats some funny sh*t !!!!!!!! :D  :D

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao I never get tired of blonde jokes :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Those are funny, never get tired of blonde jokes!.. :D  :good  :laugh
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Quote (Ziggy @ Aug. 05 2005,1:47 pm)
Quote (gigamurph @ Aug. 05 2005,12:37 pm)
Quote (Ziggy @ Aug. 05 2005,12:29 pm)
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 05 2005,11:02 am)
:rotflmao  :good  I'm gettin' a visual..... :D

Visual, like a pushup Icepop......
.
In her case it sure sounds like the carpet match the drapes. Seems to me many women reference their "bottom" when talking about the vagina.

uh.....you may just be hangin' out with the wrong women! :eek

Nope....my woman is the right one.... :love  :good
maybe its mommy/daughter talk but I have heard others use it in the same context....etiquette around others perhaps? :stupid

Hey Ziggy; meant no disrespect towards the wife. Or daughter.

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What's a blond say after realy good sex???












you guys all on the same team??

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Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A: Third grade.

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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