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Good stuff, I like the hurricane one. Maybe because I'm divorced.

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,1:38 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Hurricane names alternate Male/Female every year......
but answer me this Mr. Shell answer man.
Whats the difference between a Hurricane and a Typhoon?

Edited by Ziggy on Aug. 08 2005,1:39 pm

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,2:46 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
What's The Difference Between A Hurricane And Typhoon?

March 11, 2003
 
By Steve Pool



SEATTLE - Aside from the name, not much. Both are severe tropical systems that have wind speeds greater than 74 mph.

They are called "hurricanes" in the Atlantic Ocean, Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean. But once your go west across the International Dateline and into the western Pacific Ocean, they're called typhoons. And of course, the Australians, who have colorful names for just about everything, have their own term for hurricanes: "willy-willys."

Typhoons generally tend to be stronger than hurricanes, but only because there's warmer water in the western Pacific and are better conditions for storm development. And they've been known to affect Seattle: Some of our strongest windstorms ever recorded were remnants of a typhoon in the western Pacific.

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,2:54 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thanks CE(the new shell answer man :D )
Thats kinda what I thought since those Typhoons are always talked about in the Western Pacific areas and thereabouts.
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Now whats the phenomena called below the equator where gravity is bass-ackwards causing a drain to swirl the opposite direction of ours here?  BTW-its true too, was the first thing I tried when I went to Fiji... :stupid  :laugh

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Another explanation....

The terms "hurricane" and "typhoon" are regionally specific names for a strong "tropical cyclone". A tropical cyclone is the generic term for a non-frontal synoptic scale low-pressure system over tropical or sub-tropical waters with organized convection (i.e. thunderstorm activity) and definite cyclonic surface wind circulation (Holland 1993).

Tropical cyclones with maximum sustained surface winds of less than 17 m/s (34 kt, 39 mph) are called "tropical depressions" (This is not to be confused with the condition mid-latitude people get during a long, cold and grey winter wishing they could be closer to the equator ;-)). Once the tropical cyclone reaches winds of at least 17 m/s (34 kt, 39 mph) they are typically called a "tropical storm" and assigned a name. If winds reach 33 m/s (64 kt, 74 mph)), then they are called:

* "hurricane" (the North Atlantic Ocean, the Northeast Pacific Ocean east of the dateline, or the South Pacific Ocean east of 160E)
* "typhoon" (the Northwest Pacific Ocean west of the dateline)
* "severe tropical cyclone" (the Southwest Pacific Ocean west of 160E or Southeast Indian Ocean east of 90E)
* "severe cyclonic storm" (the North Indian Ocean)
* "tropical cyclone" (the Southwest Indian Ocean)

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